George A. Sprecace M.D.,
J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New
London,
P.C.
www.asthma-drsprecace.com
Ten Dollars
>One day at kindergarten the teacher said to the class of
5-year-olds, "I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was
the most famous man who ever lived.
>
>" A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Patrick."
>The teacher said, "I'm sorry Sean, that's not correct."
>
>Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was
St. Andrew.
>The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not
right either.
>
>" Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It
was Jesus Christ."
> The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin.
Come up here and I'll give you the $10."
>
>As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You
know, Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said
'Jesus Christ'."
>
> Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but
business is business."
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