Brilliance in Three (3) parts = Another Simple Solution to a Complex Problem ……….

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

I love it when a plan comes together!

Part II: 

What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common?

Detroit, MI   - (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a Republican  mayor since 1961

Buffalo, NY - (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954

Cincinnati, OH - (3rd) not since 1984

Cleveland, OH - (4th) not since 1989

Miami, FL - (5th) has never had a Republican mayor

St. Louis, MO - (6th) not since 1949

El Paso, TX - (7th) has never had a Republican mayor

Milwaukee, WI - (8th) not since 1908

Philadelphia, PA - (9th) not since 1952

Newark, NJ - (10th) not since 1907

10 Poorest Cities in America (How did it happen?)

City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level

1. Detroit , MI 32.5%

2. Buffalo , NY 29.9%

3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%

4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%

5. Miami , FL 26.9%

5. St. Louis , MO 26.8%

7. El Paso , TX 26.4%

8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%

9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%

10. Newark , NJ 24.2%

Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and

expecting different results.'

It is the poor who habitually elect Democrats....... yet they are still POOR.

Part III:

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.

You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."

I call this the “Old School of Hard Knocks.”

Most of our generation of 50+ was  HOME SCHOOLED  in many ways!!

1.  My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

     "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.  My mother taught me RELIGION.

     "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.  My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

     "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.  My father taught me LOGIC.

     "Because I said so, that's why."

5.  My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

     "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.  My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.  My father taught me IRONY.

     "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8.  My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

     "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9.  My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

     "Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.  My mother taught me about STAMINA.

       "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11.  My mother taught me about WEATHER.

       "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

     "If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

13.  My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

       "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14.  My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .

       "Stop acting like your father!"

15.  My mother taught me about ENVY.

       "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16.  My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

       "Just wait until we get home."

17.  My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

       "You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

18.  My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

       "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19.  My mother taught me ESP.

       "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.  My father taught me HUMOR.

       "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.  My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

       "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.  My mother taught me GENETICS.

       "You're just like your father."

23.  My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

       "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.  My mother taught me WISDOM.

       "When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25.  My father taught me about JUSTICE .

       "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Horning

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

H. L. Mencken

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers (TV Sitcom), Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."