George A. Sprecace M.D.,
J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New
RESPONSE (Archives)...Daily Commentary on News of the Day
This is a new section. It will
quick reactions by myself to news and events of the day, day by day, in
this rapid-fire world of ours. Of course, as in military
a rapid response in one direction may occasionally have to be followed
by a "strategic withdrawal" in another direction. Charge that to
"the fog of war", and to the necessary flexibility any mental or
campaign must maintain to be effective. But the mission will
be the same: common sense, based upon facts and "real politick",
by a visceral sense of Justice and a commitment to be pro-active.
That's all I promise.
to return to the current Rapid Response list
WEDNESDAY, December 31, 2014
AL SHARPTON. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THIS...
TUESDAY, December 30,
Now why doesn't the vast majority of the Black community just "get it"?
MONDAY, December 29,
THIS ARTICLE MAKES SENSE.
ALL "TRUE, TRUE AND RELATED".
This situation is a massive stain on American Society.
RESTORE THE DRAFT for every able-bodied citizen: two years of active
duty, with an extra initial year of remediation for those millions who
got nothing out of our execrable public education system. This
would also serve the needs for those who want to "march".
PS: I served two years in the US Army Medical Corps, 1960-62,
with another 6 years of reserves, as part of the Berry Plan. I
consider that time as one of my most valuable experiences.
to me by John Ostrom, (Capt. USAF ret) - interesting read.
General Patraeus on the Military today
remember the day I
found out I got into West Point. My Mom actually showed up
hallway of my high school and waited for me to get out of class.
was bawling her eyes out and apologizing that she had opened up
my admission letter. She wasn't crying because it had been
dream for me to go there. She was crying because she knew
I'd worked to get in, how much I wanted to attend, and how much I
to be an infantry officer.
was going to get that opportunity. That same day two of my
teachers took me aside and essentially told me the following:
you're a smart guy. You don't have to join the
military. You should go to college, instead."
could easily write a theme defending West Point and the military
as I did that day, explaining that United States Military Academy
elite institution, that separate from that, it is actually
much harder to enlist in the military than it is to get admitted
college, that serving the nation is a challenge that all
should at least consider for a host of reasons, but I won't.
I will say is that when a 16 year-old kid is being told that
attending West Point is going to be bad for his future then there
dangerous disconnect in America, and entirely too many Americans
idea what kind of burdens our military is bearing.
World War II, 11.2% of the nation's population served for four
the Vietnam era, 4.3% of the nation's population served in twelve
2001, only 0.45% of our population has served in the Global War
are unbelievable statistics. Over time, fewer and fewer
people have shouldered more and more of the burden and it is only
troops were sent to war in Iraq by a Congress consisting of 10%
veterans with only one person having a child in the
did not increase to pay for the war. War bonds were not
Gas was not regulated. In fact, the average citizen was
sacrifice nothing, and has sacrificed nothing unless they have
out of the goodness of their hearts.
only people who have sacrificed are the veterans and their
families. The volunteers. The people who swore an oath to
this nation. You stand there, deployment after deployment
on. You've lost relationships, spent years of your lives in
conditions, years apart from kids you'll never get back, and
body in a way that even professional athletes don't understand.
you come home to a nation that doesn't understand. They
understand suffering. They don't understand
don't understand why we fight for them. They don't
bad people exist. They look at you like you're a machine -
something is wrong with you. You are the misguided one -
you get out, you sit in the college classrooms with political science
teachers that discount your opinions on Iraq and Afghanistan because
THERE and can’t understand the macro issues they gathered from books,
of your bias.
watch TV shows where every vet has PTSD and the violent strain at
that. Your Congress is debating your benefits, your
your pay, while they ask you to do more. But, the amazing
about you is that you all know this. You know your country
never pay back what you've given up. You know that the
large will never truly understand or appreciate what you have
you know that in some circles, you will be thought as less than normal
having worn the uniform. But you do it anyway.
do what the greatest men and women of this country have done
SERVED. Just that decision alone makes you part of an elite
in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to
so few." -Winston Churchill- Thank you to the 11.2% and 4.3% who
have served and thanks to the 0.45% who continue to serve our
Point Class 1974
people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But, the members of the U.S. ARMED
FORCES don't have that problem."
SATURDAY, December 27,
STUPIDO. STUPIDO. STUPIDO.
ARE THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE:
people who make things happen;
people who watch things happen;
and people who are constantly saying "Wha' Hoppen?"
A PERSIAN PROVERB puts it another way:
"He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a student.
He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep. Awaken him.
He who knows, and knows that he knows, is wise. Follow him."
With this wisdom in mind, here is another Reading List.
• "The Assault On 'Broken Windows' Policing", by
William Bratton and George L. Kelling, WSJ Friday, Dec. 19, 2014,
• "The CIA Interrogations Followed The Law", by
Michael B. Mukasey, WSJ Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2014, Opinion, pA17.
• "How Medical Care Is Being Corrupted", by Pamela
Hartzband and Jerome Groopman, NYTimes, Wednesday, November 19, 2014,
FRIDAY, December 26,
LONDON, CT . Not "potential", but ACTUALITY.
IN A STORMY WORLD, A RAINBOW.
See the article in NYTimes Friday, Dec. 19, 2014, International, pA18:
"Under Francis, a Bolder Vision Of Vatican Diplomacy Re-Emerges", by
OBAMACARE IN INTENSIVE CARE:
See the logical and helpful recommendation of the WSJ editorial:
"A Post - ObamaCare Strategy" (WSJ Monday, Dec. 15, 2015, Opinion, pA12.
Colpa, mea colpa, mea maxima colpa."
THURSDAY, December 25,
CHRISTMAS TO ALL...
and to all: GOOD HEALTH.
As for me: "God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of
things. Right now I'm so far behind, I will never die."
"Aspire to Inspire...before you Expire".
WEDNESDAY, December 24,
Unprecedented Religious Persecution Can't Go On
FRIDAY through TUESDAY, December 19 through 23,
Is that where we are going, by mindless commission and by cowardly
omission? Not me. It's time for large-scale arrests...for
actions including incitement to riot. And it's time for sovereign
States in this Republic to take back their jurisdiction over Public
Safety, instead of surrendering it to a Federal Justice Department
seemingly intent on practicing prosecutorial misconduct. ENOUGH!
WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY, December 17 and 18,
MY MIND...in no particular order, but with gusto.
YOU HEAR ME NOW?
and its progeny. Is there prejudice? Is there dislike and even
contempt based upon valid observations? Is there police misconduct? Is
there a blue line of police cover-ups? Is there total disrespect on the
part of some Blacks for Law and Order? Are there criminals, bums and
anarchists out there just trying to foment disorder? Are there
high-profile pimps presenting themselves as "leaders" just to make
their own careers? Are there politicians who will do anything to get
re-elected? And are the reasons for the second-class status of too many
Blacks the result of their own irresponsibility? YES to all! So,
what are we all going to do about it?
As Senator Marco Rubio has declared, President Obama is either the
poorest negotiator in presidential history...or he is totally
unprincipled. I have always questioned the merits of 50 years of
a policy of isolation. But a change in that policy should achieve
more than the release of a few prisoners on both sides and greater
opportunity for more commerce. It should guarantee a better life
for the Cuban people. Was that even discussed?
They and much of Hollywood have been hoist on their own arrogance. You
simply DON'T play with the idea of killing a sitting world
leader. There has to be an understanding among those leaders that
assassination is simply not done. For any nation can kill another
nation's leader at will. That's why George W. Bush was so
incensed at Saddam Hussein for having planned precisely that on his
TERRORISTS BY ANY NAME ARE NOT ISLAMIC - or I hope that they are not
Islamic. If they are not, true Muslims must destroy them. If they
are, enter World War lll, aka "The Last Crusade".
ENERGY INDEPENDENCE. We have and must take the opportunity to achieve
this, even to the extent to becoming a strong energy exporting nation,
in order to re-set the balance of power in this world, now centered
among nations that we can never trust. Fracking is unhealthy. So is
coal mining, oil drilling on land or sea, laying waste to forests and
open land, etc.
Baloney! The Far Left always tries to capture the vocabulary of
controversy in order to control the discourse. Please see my
recent Rapid Response offering on this subject. And add to that a
recent Editorial in the NYTimes entitled: "Torture By Psychologists and
Doctors". More Baloney! Enhanced Interrogation will always be applied
when the stakes are high enough, even for the benefit of the feckless
Far Left. And it will always be psychologists and physicians that
will be be called upon to prevent physical injury from such
methods. That is not "unethical". That is pre-emptive
self-defense and is entirely moral and ethical.
REFORM. How stupid can the Republican Party be? Very Stupid. There are
all kinds of moral - ethical, equitable and demographic - practical -
political reasons to address and solve this self-induced problem. WAKE
UP, before you end up as the third Party in a Two Party political
WANT PEACE? PREPARE FOR WAR". America must always field a strong
military in this very dangerous world, whether in Afghanistan or in
Times Square. But it must be smart and effective as well. The
F-35 and the Littoral (?) vessel, vastly over budget and under -
performing, are definitely not examples.
TUESDAY, December 16,
an old woman died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in
Saskatchewan, it was believed that she had nothing left
any value. Later, when the nurses were going through her
possessions, they found this poem.
quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were
and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse
her copy to Alberta.
old woman's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the
edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association
Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based
his simple, but eloquent, poem.
this little old woman, with nothing left to give to the world, is now
author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.
do you see nurses? .. .. .. What do you see?
are you thinking .. .. .. when you're looking at me?
crabby old lady .. .. .. not very wise,
of habit .. .. .. with faraway eyes?
dribbles her food .. .. .. and makes no reply.
you say in a loud voice .. .. .. 'I do wish you'd try!'
seems not to notice .. .. .. the things that you do.
forever is losing .. .. .. A sock or shoe?
resisting or not .. .. .. lets you do as you will,
bathing and feeding .. .. .. a long day to fill?
that what you're thinking? .. .. .. Is that what you see?
open your eyes, nurse .. .. .. you're not looking at me.
tell you who I am .. .. .. As I sit here so still,
I do at your bidding, .. .. .. as I eat at your will.
a small girl of Ten .. .. .. with a father and mother,
and sisters .. .. .. who love one another.
young girl of Sixteen .. .. .. with wings on her feet.
that soon now .. .. .. a lover she'll meet.
bride soon at Twenty .. .. .. my heart gives a leap.
the vows .. .. .. that I promised to keep.
Twenty-Five, now .. .. .. I have young of my own.
need me to guide .. .. .. a secure happy home.
woman of Thirty .. .. .. My young now grown fast,
to each other .. .. .. With ties that should last.
Forty, my young sons .. .. .. have grown and are gone,
my man is beside me .. .. .. to see I don't mourn.
Fifty, once more, .. .. .. babies play 'round my knee,
we know children .. .. .. My loved one and me.
days are upon me .. .. .. my husband's now dead.
look at the future .. .. .. and shudder with dread.
my young are all rearing .. .. .. young of their own.
I think of the years .. .. .. and the love that I've known.
now an old woman .. .. .. and nature is cruel.
jest to make old age .. .. .. look like a fool.
body, it crumbles .. .. .. grace and vigor depart.
is now a stone .. .. .. where I once had a heart.
inside this old carcass .. .. .. a young girl still dwells,
now and again .. .. .. my battered heart swells.
remember the joys .. .. .. I remember the pain.
I'm loving and living .. .. .. life over again.
think of the years, all too few .. .. .. gone too fast.
accept the stark fact .. .. .. that nothing can last.
open your eyes, people .. .. .. open and see.
a crabby old woman .. .. .. look closer .. .. .. see ME!!
this poem when you next meet an older person who
might brush aside without looking at the young soul within.
will all, one day, be there, too!
MONDAY, December 15,
SUNDAY, December 14,
A CLASS ACT. What a contrast...
CLASS DOESN'T MAKE THE NEWS!
Green and white shirt, black tee shirt, gray pants
and tennis shoes.
How many people know that President Bush hosts
a few Wounded Warriors at his ranch
10 weekends every year?
Every year! All expenses paid!
Not what you expect to see, huh?
There he is, dancing with a "Wounded Warrior"
who has lost a leg but still dances.
I guarantee we will NEVER see a story or picture
like this from NBC, CBS, ABC, The New York Times,
or The Washington Post.
God Bless America
IS DESTINY. Listen up!
new face of the GOP
to a bloodbath in the midterm elections, Republicans now control both
the House and Senate, and they are setting their sights on the White
House for 2016. They are undoubtedly energized by young and diverse
representatives such as Mia Love, the first African American Republican
woman in the House, and Elise Stefanik, the youngest woman to be
elected to Congress.
West Virginia, Saira Blair won a seat in House of Delegates, becoming
the nation’s youngest elected state legislator.
and her father, state Sen. Craig Blair, sat down with Yahoo Global News
anchor Katie Couric to discuss her inspiration to run, her historic
win, and hope for her generation in the political process. “My
generation is going to have $17 trillion of debt on our hands. And we
deserve at least one vote in the House of Delegates. Because we
shouldn't have to wait until we're 30, 40, 50 or 60 to understand the
importance of conservative principles,” Blair said.
Williams, deputy director of the Republican National Committee, is
tasked with spreading the Republican message to the younger generation.
Borrowing the strategy of President Barack Obama’s groundbreaking
Internet campaign, he says, “We have a new digital and data program
that is … using social media and leveraging it to target voters in new
then there are online news sites, such as the Independent Journal
Review with over 24 million views monthly, that reach millennials and
bring them up to speed in politics and culture on an entertaining way.
despite the strides the GOP is making toward a more diverse leadership,
the age gap in voting preferences that emerged in 2004 has remained
evident in the past four election cycles. Voters who are 18 to 29 vote
Democrat, and those older than 65 lean Republican.
to the Pew Research Center, “Millennials stand out for voting heavily
Democratic and for liberal views on many political and social issues,
ranging from a belief in an activist government to support for same-sex
marriage and marijuana legalization.”
millennial Republicans like Blair have a lot of work to do before the
Grand Old Party begins to look young.
SATURDAY, December 13,
REGARDING "TORTURE", AND THE TORTURED LOGIC
When this subject came up initially in the mid-2000's, I expressed my
opinions in the then-"Rapid Response" offerings, searchable if one is
In the days since publication of the one-sided report on "torture" by
Senator Dianne Finestein's committee, nearly everyone has expressed an
opinion. I have reviewed most of those offerings. I suggest
two for general perusal: a) "A Flawed Report's Important Lesson", by
Peggy Noonan, WSJ Dec. 13-14, 2014, Opinion, pA13; and b) "A travesty
Of A Report Seeks History Rewrite", by Charles Krauthammer, in The Day
Dec. 12, 2014, Opinion, pA6.
Where we must really begin and end is with the abuse of the word
"torture" in this context. Encyclopedia Britannica defines it as
"a general term for methods of intense pain...." Webster's Dictionary
describes "the infliction of intense pain...." Article l of the U.N.
Convention Against Torture is also informative, although including the
caveat "if not lawful" (?).
In my opinion, the term "torture" would require the outcome of physical
injury and not only pain, fear, etc. It is my understanding that
substantial efforts were made to avoid injury from the practices in
question, including medical monitoring. In my opinion, such methods
should only be used when an existential threat exists to a people - as
was and is the case vis a vis the terrorists around us in the last two
decades. And with that justification and with the proviso regarding
avoidance of physical injury, the practices in question were not
torture, were ethically assisted by medical personnel, and were
justified...all the unending conclusory statements to the contrary
notwithstanding. Now: will anyone actually use that reasoning to
justify the practices in question, instead of capitulating to the
incorrect, political and cynical misuse of the word "torture"?
THE STATE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA'S "UNION":
"Res Ipsa Loquitur".
FRIDAY, December 12,
IT NEVER ENDS: Liberal Democrats: Articulate,
ME WHAT I MEANS?", in the inimitable words of my Italian piano
professor. AKA: "Democrats: Articulate, Arrogant, Asinine".
THURSDAY, December 11,
AN OUT OF MIND EXPERIENCE.
WEDNESDAY, December 10,
GOVERNMENT IN ACTION...The Bastards.
Jaw Dropping !!
RYAN'S PROPOSED BUDGET CUTS
A List of
S.S. and the
military are NOT on this list.
programs that the new Republican House has proposed cutting.
to the end.
* Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy -- $445 million annual
* Save America 's Treasures Program -- $25 million annual savings.
* International Fund for Ireland -- $17 million annual savings.
* Legal Services Corporation -- $420 million annual savings.
* National Endowment for the Arts -- $167.5 million annual savings.
* National Endowment for the Humanities -- $167.5 million annual
* Hope VI Program -- $250 million annual savings.
* Amtrak Subsidies -- $1.565 billion annual savings.
* Eliminate duplicating education programs -- H.R. 2274 (in last
authored by Rep. McKeon , eliminates 68 at a savings of $1.3 billion
* U.S. Trade Development Agency -- $55 million annual savings.
* Woodrow Wilson Center Subsidy -- $20 million annual savings.
* Cut in half funding for congressional printing and binding -- $47
* John C. Stennis Center Subsidy -- $430,000 annual savings.
* Community Development Fund -- $4.5 billion annual savings.
* Heritage Area Grants and Statutory Aid -- $24 million annual savings.
* Cut Federal Travel Budget in Half -- $7.5 billion annual savings
* Trim Federal Vehicle Budget by 20% -- $600 million annual savings.
* Essential Air Service -- $150 million annual savings.
* Technology Innovation Program -- $70 million annual savings.
*Manufacturing Extension Partnership (MEP) Program -- $125 million
* Department of Energy Grants to States for Weatherization -- $530
* Beach Replenishment -- $95 million annual savings.
* New Starts Transit -- $2 billion annual savings.
Programs for Alaska Natives, Native Hawaiians, and Their
Historical Trading Partners in Massachusetts -- $9 million annual
* Intercity and High Speed Rail Grants -- $2.5 billion annual savings.
* Title X Family Planning -- $318 million annual savings.
* Appalachian Regional Commission -- $76 million annual savings.
* Economic Development Administration -- $293 million annual savings.
* Programs under the National and Community Services Act -- $1.15
* Applied Research at Department of Energy -- $1.27 billion annual
* Freedom CAR and Fuel Partnership -- $200 million annual savings..
* Energy Star Program -- $52 million annual savings.
Assistance to Egypt -- $250 million
for International Development --
$1.39 billion annual savings.
* General Assistance to District of Columbia -- $210 million annual
* Subsidy for Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority -- $150
Campaign Fund -- $775 million
savings over ten years.
* No funding for federal office space acquisition -- $864 million
prohibitions on competitive sourcing of
* Repeal the Davis-Bacon Act -- More than $1 billion annually.
* IRS Direct Deposit: Require the IRS to deposit fees for some services
offers (such as processing payment plans for taxpayers) to the
instead of allowing it to remain as part of its budget -- $1.8 billion
over ten years.
collection of unpaid taxes by federal
employees -- $1 billion total savings. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
taxpayer funded union
activities by federal employees -- $1.2 billion savings over ten
* Sell excess federal properties the government does not make use of --
billion total savings.
death gratuity for Members of
* Eliminate Mohair Subsidies -- $1 million annual savings.
taxpayer subsidies to the United
Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change -- $12.5 million
savings. WELL ISN'T THAT
Access Program -- $200 million annual savings.
* USDA Sugar Program -- $14 million annual savings.
* Subsidy to Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development
$93 million annual savings.
* Eliminate the National Organic Certification Cost-Share Program --
million annual savings.
fund for Obamacare administrative
costs -- $900 million savings.
* Ready to Learn TV Program -- $27 million savings..
* HUD Ph.D. Program.
* Deficit Reduction Check-Off Act.
*TOTAL SAVINGS: $2.5 Trillion over Ten Years
question is, what is all this doing in the budget in the first place?!
this is why the Democrats are attacking
Paul Ryan and won't bring it up for Senate vote.
TUESDAY, December 9,
MONDAY, December 8,
DEMISE OF OBAMACARE, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
What happens when you try to right a Christmas Tree (of wants) without
a stand (of needed reforms).
SUNDAY, December 7,
MERRY CHRISTMAS...AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL.
Besides heart-felt best wishes, I draw attention here to the annual
attack on "Christmas" by the 4% of American Grinches who do not
celebrate and who rather attack this great feast and season. See
"Catalyst" (www.catholicleague.org), December 2014. I pity you.
MORE ON OBAMACARE...THIS TIME ON ITS ECONOMICS.
Please see: "Effects Of The Affordable Care Act On Economic
Productivity", by Casey Mulligan, PhD., Professor of Economics at the
University of Chicago (in Imprimis, Hillsdale.edu, November 2014).
A summary quote here will suffice: "In summary, the ACA has three major
taxes in it...If you like your weak economy, you can keep your weak
Contrast this with the fulminations of that wide-eyed preacher, Paul
THE CHINESE ARE SAID TO BE "INSCRUTABLE". Not Muslims.
Please see an article published on September 18, 2014 in "Catholic New
York" and written by George Weigel: "Remembering the Great Fouad
Ajami". We had better know as much as possible about these
SATURDAY, December 6,
TRUE, AND RELATED".
FRIDAY, December 5,
When I was a
kid, I couldn't understand why Eisenhower was so popular. Maybe
this will explain why.
is a matter of
when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General
Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all
photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding
be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.
He did this because he said in words to this effect:
'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because
somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say
This week, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust
school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which
never occurred. It is not removed as yet.. However, this is a frightening
portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how
easily each country is giving into it.
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe
ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory
million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900
priests Who were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beaten,
experimented on and
humiliated' while the German people looked the other way!
Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the
myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world
e-mail is intended
to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help
distribute this around the world.
How many years will it be before the attack on the World
it offends some Muslim in the U.S.???
THURSDAY, December 4,
WEDNESDAY, December 3,
the Pulmonologists come around to an observation that I made and
reported in 1970...and since then: that about 30% of patients
presenting ostensibly with Chronic Bronchitis have concomitant
Bronchial Asthma, which may be the only reversible part of their
condition. Thus, I have always considered "COPD" to be an
incomplete diagnosis, detrimental to the patient.
MONDAY and TUESDAY, December 1 and 2,
END IS NEAR".
Same message, originally presented by Kursweil ("The Singularity Is
God will not allow His creation to be overcome by our creation.
FRIDAY through SUNDAY, November 28 through 30,
The Manitoba Herald:
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to
illegal immigration. The Republicans winning the Senate is
exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to
pray, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border farmers say it's not
uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming
"green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the
other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,"
Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North
. “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me
could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't
he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens,
Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them.
installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but
just keep coming.
Officials are particularly concerned about
smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into
cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left
for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not
prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman
said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier
drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,
and some kale chips."
When liberals are caught, they're sent
back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution
conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being
build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink
and study the Constitution.
In recent days, liberals have turned to
ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised
citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription
After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises,
immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were
the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence
Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the
illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up
Barbara Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many
art-history majors does one country need?"
Trying to reassure his liberal base and
get them to return to the U.S., President Obama reiterated what he said
press conference following the beating the democrats took in the last
"I heard from the 1/3 of the electorate that voted, but I also heard
the 2/3 that did not vote." Who knew the president was
He also said the reason the
democrats got their asses whipped wasn't because of HIS policies, but
because the Dems did not get his message out to the people. Ya
a guy that takes responsibility when something goes wrong.
THURSDAY, November 27,
AND CHRISTIANITY One bright light in an otherwise dark part of the
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