PRESIDENT IN 2012
we are, already discussing the future President of the United States ,
beginning with the Year 2012.
those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice
for President, we have
a solution: It
is probably time we have a woman as President. One
choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist
in helping us to solve our problems.
PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...
"Driver Safety" "I
can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for
on "Lawn Care" "The
key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is
muscular and shirtless."
on "The Perfect Man"
"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for
as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust
Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
on "Technology Revolution" "My
idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
on "Aging" "Take
every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt
accompanies a Margarita."
only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate
and attend funerals ."
trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has
the same size bucket."
err is human; to
you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old
ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now
can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than a Kia."
a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere....you may be