> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
> last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
> latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
> diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
>
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
> sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
> the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
> pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
> sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had
> watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
> here?"
>
> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out
> of a ghost"
>
> Happy Halloween !