George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.

Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
 Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

 The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later,
a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
 He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll
take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank

 If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will rec eive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot

gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him

 'You gonna try again.'

- Author Unknown

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