>   1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country
>
>   2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
>   country.
>
>   3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run
>   the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
>
>   4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
>   country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do,
>   however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
>
>   5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
>   running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they
>   didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
>
>   6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run
>   the country and did a poor job of it , thank you very much.
>
>   7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
>   who's running the country and don't really care as long as they
>   can get a seat on the train.
>
>   8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is
>   running the country as long as they do something really
>   scandalous, preferably while intoxicated .
>
>   9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
>   country but need the baseball scores.
>
>   10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
>   if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so,
>   they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional
>   exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist
>   atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other
>   country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
>
>   11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
>   grocery store.
>
>   12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is is read by people who have recently caught a
>   fish and need something in which to wrap it.