Demographics of American
> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by
the people who run the country
> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think
they run the
> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they
> the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to
> country but don't really understand The New York
Times. They do,
> however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who
> running the country -- if they could find the time --
and if they
> didn't have to leave Southern
to do it.
> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents
used to run
> the country and did a poor job of it , thank you very
> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who
aren't too sure
> who's running the country and don't really care as
long as they
> can get a seat on the train.
> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care
> running the country as long as they do something
> scandalous, preferably while intoxicated .
> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
> country but need the baseball scores.
> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who
> if there is a country or that anyone is running it;
but if so,
> they oppose all that they stand for. There are
> exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority
> atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens
from any other
> country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are
> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in
line at the
> grocery store.
> 12. The Minneapolis
Star Tribune is is read by people who have recently caught a
> fish and need something in which to wrap it.