because he snored so badly.They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them

stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.The first guy slept

with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his

eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you?"He said,

"Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.

"The next night it was a different guy's turn.In the morning, same thing -hair
all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.They said, "Man, what happened to you?
You look awful!"He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his
snoring. I watched him all night.

 

"The third night was Fred's turn. Fred

was a tanned, older cowboy; a man's man. The next morning he came to

break fast bright-eyed  and bushy-tailed. " Good morning !" he said. They

couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,

"Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on

the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."