George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
www.asthma-drsprecace.com

College Daze

>>A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
>>took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him
>>why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
>>generation.  "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
>>primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to
>>hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
>>space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars.
>>We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL,
>>BPS, light-speed processing ....and," pausing
>>to take another drink of beer. The Senior took advantage of the break in
>>the student's litany and said,
>>
>>"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young,
>>....... so we invented them.
>>
>>Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next
>>generation?" The applause was resounding
>>....
>>I love senior citizens.


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