George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first
deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the
problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him
realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems
before adding 'NEW' problems.

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OPRAH

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to
cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.


GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us,  or for us. There is no middle ground here.


COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...


JOHN KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the
wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.


ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.


GRANDPA
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.


JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ....... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
 

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE  
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON
All the chickens white?  We need some black chickens.
 


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