George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Ten Dollars

>One day at  kindergarten the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $10  to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
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>" A little Irish  boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
>The teacher said,  "I'm sorry Sean, that's not correct."
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>Then a little  Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew.
>The teacher replied, "I'm  sorry, Hamish, that's not right  either.
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>" Finally a little  Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
>  The teacher  said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the  $10."
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>As the teacher was  giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know, Marvin, since you're Jewish,  I was very surprised you said 'Jesus  Christ'."
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> Marvin replied,  "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."



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