Very funny. But..."You gotta go with what you got". GS
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a
rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan
University in Marquette. They would get
together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that
preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge
would be to preach to a bear. One thing
led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would
all go out into the woods, find a bear,
preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they all came
together to discuss their experience.
Father Flannery, who had his arm in a
sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs,
went first. "Well," he said, "I went
into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read
him from the Catechism. Well, that bear
wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly
grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him
and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop
is coming out next week to give
him first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was
in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV
In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory,
he claimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I
and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began
to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted
nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD
of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another
and DOWN another until we came to a
creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just
like you said, he became as gentle as a
lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."
The priest and the reverend both looked
down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body
cast and traction with IVs and monitors
running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.
The Rabbi looked up and said, "Looking
back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.