George A. Sprecace M.D., J.D., F.A.C.P. and Allergy Associates of New London, P.C.
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Fishing

>>A Texas redneck ( we will call him Uncle Jim ) was stopped by a game
>>warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests full of live fish in
>>water, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden
>>asked Uncle Jim, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
>>
>>"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
>>
>>"Pet fish?"
>>
>>"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim'
>>round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
>>ice chest and I take 'em home."
>>
>>"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>>
>>Uncle Jim looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
>>the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>>
>>"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>>
>>Uncle Jim poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After
>>several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
>>
>>"Well, what?" said Uncle Jim.
>>
>>"When are you going to call them back?"
>>
>>"Call who back?"
>>
>>"The FISH!"
>>
>>"What fish?"
>>
>>We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.
>>You smart ones have a good day.


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